The Curse of MmmBop

In my continuing efforts to boost my Nanowrimo word count today, I paid a visit to the nanowrimo forums.  I was searching for a tried and true method for beating those writing slumps, getting past distractions, and forcing myself to write more than 1000 words every other day.  I was about to give up the search after reading the 15th suggestion to disable my internet or use a pencil and paper when I came across the ultimate strategy: writeordie.com

I immediately visited the site to find I could use the web version for free...so I gave it a go.  Basically you set the following:  a word goal for yourself--I chose 1000 words, a time goal--45 minutes, a consequence--normal (more on this in a bit), and a grace period level--strict.

The grace period level--forgiving, strict, or evil--determines how long the program will wait after you stop typing or idle too long before it enacts your punishment. Here's how the website describes the different levels of consequences:

Gentle Mode:  A certain amount of time after you stop writing, a box will pop up, gently reminding you to continue writing.

Normal Mode:  If you persistently avoid writing, you will be played a most unpleasant sound. The sound will only stop if you resume writing.

Kamikaze Mode:  Keep writing or your work will unwrite itself.

Fortunately, I chose Normal Mode for my first write-or-die experience or I would have lost a lot of work.  Unfortunately, I avoiding writing persistently enough in normal mode to have the unpleasant sound thrust upon my unsuspecting ears.  I was zoning out, staring at my mostly blank screen when the unpleasant sound started clashing with the lovely music I had playing.  I was confused at first and then realized that my consequence for failing to continue writing was that I be subjected to the Hanson Brothers singing MmmBop.  Needless to say, I immediately began typing again...anything to make the pain...and grade school memories...go away!

Thank you, writeordie.com.  Thank you for getting me to 1100 words in 45 minutes.  I owe you a big one!