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Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Abomi-Taco

I love tacos...that much is clear to my loyal readers.  Today, however, I was introduced to the abomination of tacos:  The Dorito Shell Taco from Taco Bell.  It was given to me as a thank-you for helping with a computer problem at work; and I definitely appreciate the sentiment.  The giver of this insult to tacos everywhere, however, is not aware of my hatred of Doritos and the high regard I have for most all other tacos.  If he reads this, I hope he can understand where I'm coming from.

In short, I hate Doritos.  Always have and always will.  A dear friend once called them "birth-control chips" because no one will want to com near your nasty fiery nacho breath after you eat them.  I suppose I can understand why someone thought making a taco shell out of Doritos was a good idea, but I view it as an abomination of the sacred taco and will not eat one again.

I did eat it...waste not, want not, as they say...

3 comments:

  1. I am in agreement with this. I will never come near this taco monstrosity. This was a BAD idea and a HUGE insult to tacos everywhere! :P

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  2. I don't think I would want it either, but Jason would like to try it.

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  3. We made walking tacos for a Lenten Supper, and one of the ladies insisted that we use Doritos instead of Fritos. They were disgusting.

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